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20Q
A Twisted Day In The Life Of...
Anenigma
Danielle
Geek In Black
Glibbertysmidgeon
Go Fug Yourself
The Invincible Revenge Of Mr. Brick
The Marj Memoirs
Mark Pickerel
Waiter Rant
Warren Ellis
Weetabix
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Random Vandals At the Shell Station:
I know you thought it would be amusing to set the latch on the gas pump I used this afternoon, but I sure wasn't laughing when I lifted the nozzle (as directed) and more than half a gallon of gasoline was dispensed onto my clothing, my car, and the ground in front of me when I hadn't even touched the trigger. I sure didn't chuckle when I had to pay for that half a gallon of gas that didn't end up in the tank of my car where it should have been. And I'm pretty sure I didn't giggle even a little bit when I had to drive home with the windows down in the rain and the wind because the smell made me sick to my stomach.
Next time you want to try something like that, please just go home, lock yourself in your room with the PlayStation, and jerk off some more to the Final Fantasy anime girls.
Also,
Mother Nature:
Since it is the second freaking week in May I would like to not have to scrape my car windows when I have to work early.
Yours Truly,
erynthenerd
The next three movies I will be watching, courtesy of Netflix:
1: Chasing Amy
2: The Hot Chick
3: Afterglow
