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20Q
A Twisted Day In The Life Of...
Anenigma
Danielle
Geek In Black
Glibbertysmidgeon
Go Fug Yourself
The Invincible Revenge Of Mr. Brick
The Marj Memoirs
Mark Pickerel
Waiter Rant
Warren Ellis
Weetabix
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Friday night I was working in the video department, which doubles as the customer service department. In the video department I rent movies to people, cash payroll checks, print money orders, send and receive Western Union payments, and answer the phone.
It was a relatively slow night, and about two hours before it was time to go home, the phone rang. On the other end was a customer who had a question about a product she had purchased at our store. Her problem? She had bought an EPT pregnancy test and misplaced the instructions, so she needed someone to tell her how to read the results.
Now, if you click the link above, you will see that EPT makes two types of pregnancy tests: One with a +/- read-out, and one with a digital read-out stating "Pregnant" or "Not Pregnant". Do you think this woman should even be mating?
To give her the benefit of the doubt, I called a courtesy clerk to bring me an EPT pregnancy test and I told her to call the nurse hotline 800 number on the side.
The next three movies I will be watching, courtesy of Netflix:
1: Match Point
2: Shopgirl
3: Sling Blade
