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A Twisted Day In The Life Of...
Anenigma
Danielle
Geek In Black
Glibbertysmidgeon
Go Fug Yourself
The Invincible Revenge Of Mr. Brick
The Marj Memoirs
Mark Pickerel
Waiter Rant
Warren Ellis
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Random Vandals At the Shell Station:
I know you thought it would be amusing to set the latch on the gas pump I used this afternoon, but I sure wasn't laughing when I lifted the nozzle (as directed) and more than half a gallon of gasoline was dispensed onto my clothing, my car, and the ground in front of me when I hadn't even touched the trigger. I sure didn't chuckle when I had to pay for that half a gallon of gas that didn't end up in the tank of my car where it should have been. And I'm pretty sure I didn't giggle even a little bit when I had to drive home with the windows down in the rain and the wind because the smell made me sick to my stomach.
Next time you want to try something like that, please just go home, lock yourself in your room with the PlayStation, and jerk off some more to the Final Fantasy anime girls.
Also,
Mother Nature:
Since it is the second freaking week in May I would like to not have to scrape my car windows when I have to work early.
Yours Truly,
erynthenerd
The next three movies I will be watching, courtesy of Netflix:
1: Chasing Amy
2: The Hot Chick
3: Afterglow
An Indiana mother recently accompanied her daughter and her daughter's boyfriend to one of Indiana's Planned Parenthood clinics, but they unwittingly walked into a so-called "crisis pregnancy center" run by an anti-abortion group, one that shared a parking lot with the real Planned Parenthood clinic and was designed expressly to lure Planned Parenthood patients and deceive them.
The group took down the girl's confidential personal information and told her to come back for her appointment, which they said would be in their "other office" (the real Planned Parenthood office nearby). When she arrived for her appointment, not only did the Planned Parenthood staff have no record of her, but the police were there. The "crisis pregnancy center" had called them, claiming that a minor was being forced to have an abortion against her will.
The "crisis pregnancy center" staff then proceeded to wage a campaign of intimidation and harassment over the following days, showing up at the girl's home and calling her father's workplace. Planned Parenthood's clinic director reports that the girl was "scared to death to leave her house." They even went to her school and urged classmates to pressure her not to have an abortion.
The anti-choice movement is setting up these "crisis pregnancy centers" across the country. Some of them have neutral-sounding names and run ads that falsely promise the full range of reproductive health services, but they dispense anti-choice propaganda and intimidation instead. And according to a recent article in The New York Times, there are currently more of these centers in the U.S. than there are actual abortion providers. What's more, these centers have received $60 million in government grants. They're being funded by our tax dollars.
A bill has just been introduced in Congress to stop the fraudulent practices of fake clinics, but it desperately needs more support. Tell your representative to take a stand: anti-choice extremists must not get away with this any longer!
Friday night I was working in the video department, which doubles as the customer service department. In the video department I rent movies to people, cash payroll checks, print money orders, send and receive Western Union payments, and answer the phone.
It was a relatively slow night, and about two hours before it was time to go home, the phone rang. On the other end was a customer who had a question about a product she had purchased at our store. Her problem? She had bought an EPT pregnancy test and misplaced the instructions, so she needed someone to tell her how to read the results.
Now, if you click the link above, you will see that EPT makes two types of pregnancy tests: One with a +/- read-out, and one with a digital read-out stating "Pregnant" or "Not Pregnant". Do you think this woman should even be mating?
To give her the benefit of the doubt, I called a courtesy clerk to bring me an EPT pregnancy test and I told her to call the nurse hotline 800 number on the side.
The next three movies I will be watching, courtesy of Netflix:
1: Match Point
2: Shopgirl
3: Sling Blade
