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A Twisted Day In The Life Of...
Anenigma
Danielle
Geek In Black
Glibbertysmidgeon
Go Fug Yourself
The Invincible Revenge Of Mr. Brick
The Marj Memoirs
Mark Pickerel
Waiter Rant
Warren Ellis
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A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
"Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At 7, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I Was 8, you hit me with the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
"If you tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex, I'll have nothing left to live for."
I posted a bunch of new pictures on my photo blog. Go check them out and let me know what you think!
