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A Twisted Day In The Life Of...
Anenigma
Danielle
Geek In Black
Glibbertysmidgeon
Go Fug Yourself
The Invincible Revenge Of Mr. Brick
The Marj Memoirs
Mark Pickerel
Waiter Rant
Warren Ellis
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I know you're all wondering what kind of gifts such an amazing girlfriend as myself would present to her significant other on birthdays and anniversaries, so let me fill you in. When he got here on Monday night I cooked his birthday dinner and completed assembly of his birthday cake with a can of plain-old-chocolate frosting. His birthday was on the 21st, but his gift only arrived yesterday. I bought him "Beast Wars Transformers" season 3 on DVD. The eBay seller I bought it from dicked me around a little, but the important thing is that we got it without too much fuss.
Our anniversary was yesterday and we started the day with me getting my hair cut at 9:00 A.M. I had to harass Kevin pretty severely to get him out of bed that early. My harassment may or may not have included several very loud smacks on the tush. After I got my hair cut we went and had breakfast at The Cottage Cafe. My bacon and eggs was good, but Kevin was not so impressed by his Eggs Benedict.
After breakfast we exchanged gifts with one another. I must say that he did a good job of being thoughtful. He got me a Ditty Bops CD and some Ferrero Rocher chocolates, and in exchange I let him check his email for the first time in two days.
I had been scheming for awhile to find the perfect anniversary gift, and in January had decided I wanted to get him a Jenny Sparks action figure, but thought that it would be the icing on the cake if I could get Warren Ellis himself to autograph it. Warren Ellis declared his local postal service to be too unreliable, but offered to send Kevin an original script instead. I'm surprised by how nice he is.
When Kevin was finally allowed to check his email yesterday, he found an attached copy of the first edition of "Fell", due to be released in stores sometime this fall.
Kevin has already dubbed me the "Best. Girlfriend. Ever."